Back-to-school season: who’s faking it, who’s complaining, and who doesn’t care?

Every September, we swear it’ll be different. This time, we’ll wake up early, hit the gym, stay organized, and smile through meetings like it’s a piece of cake. But reality always hits fast: the inbox is overflowing, the “quick catch-up” meetings last two hours, and your alarm clock suddenly feels like your worst enemy. That’s when the zodiac shows its true colors. Aries comes charging in like it’s the Olympics, Virgo buys three planners and forgets to eat lunch, while Pisces is still mentally on the beach, wondering how they even got back here. So, who’s faking it, who’s whining, and who couldn’t care less? Spoiler: everyone’s got their own back-to-school drama, just in their own way.

Aries

Aries treats September like a competition. New projects, new challenges, new goals—nothing is ever small or simple. They dive in headfirst, fueled by caffeine and enthusiasm, only to crash before the month is even halfway over. But don’t expect them to admit it: they’ll keep smiling as if they’ve got it all under control. Their secret? Pure adrenaline. Their downfall? Running faster than everyone else… without knowing exactly where.

Taurus

For Taurus, September feels like cruel punishment. They’re still mentally lying on a sunbed, holding onto the taste of vacation cocktails. Dragging themselves back to “real life” is torture. But once they settle in, Taurus becomes a master of routine: strong coffee, small daily comforts, and a cozy desk setup that screams self-care. They’ll complain, sigh dramatically, then treat themselves to a pastry. And yes, their next weekend getaway is already booked.

Gemini

For Gemini, back-to-school season is really just “social season.” They know every office rumor before noon, try out three new productivity apps, and somehow manage to avoid actual tasks by keeping everyone entertained. Geminis are natural tricksters: if they don’t deliver, they’ll charm their way out of it with a dazzling smile and a clever excuse. Who cares if the report’s unfinished, as long as it sounds fun?

Cancer

Cancer shows up with the emotional hangover of summer. They plaster vacation photos everywhere, sigh over their inbox, and tell anyone who’ll listen how much they miss the beach. And yet, they’re the ones who turn the break room into a therapy circle and bring warmth back into the office. Their work might be slow to restart, but they make sure everyone feels a little less alone in the post-summer blues.

Leo

For Leo, September is a runway. New outfit, new haircut, new “I’m back” energy—it’s not a return, it’s a grand entrance. Work deadlines? Those can wait. What matters is the applause. Leo thrives on being noticed, admired, and complimented. Even if they haven’t opened a single email, they’re glowing. September is their personal stage, and the office is their audience.

Virgo

Virgo lives for September. New notebooks, fresh planners, highlighters in every color—it’s like their favorite holiday. They’ve got resolutions, systems, and backup systems for their systems. But perfection is exhausting, and Virgo often gets lost in the details. They’ll spend half an hour aligning bullet points in a presentation while skipping lunch. Admirable? Absolutely. Relaxed? Never.

Libra

Libra steps into September with a smile… and a million doubts. Which outfit? Which project? Which meeting to attend—or better, avoid? They juggle decisions endlessly, but their charm saves them every time. A late report? They’ll apologize with such grace that no one can stay mad. September for Libra is one big balancing act—literally.

Scorpio

Scorpio treats September like a covert operation. They watch, they analyze, they scheme in silence. While others stumble through the adjustment, Scorpio is already plotting their long-term domination strategy. Their intensity can be intimidating, but also magnetic. They don’t complain, they don’t fake it—they just quietly make sure they’re always one step ahead.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius hates back-to-school season. Too many rules, too many schedules, too many boring routines. They complain, daydream about freedom, and search for their next escape. But when they finally buckle down, their energy is contagious. They’ll rally the team with jokes, optimism, and bursts of enthusiasm. Still, don’t expect them to follow the rulebook—they’re already thinking about their next adventure.

Capricorn

Capricorn approaches September like a soldier on a mission. Goals, deadlines, structure—this is serious business. They put pressure on themselves from day one, setting standards no one else even thought of. They’re dependable, disciplined, and determined… but they secretly wonder if they’re pushing too hard. Spoiler: they are. Still, without Capricorn, the whole system would probably fall apart.

Aquarius

For Aquarius, back-to-school season is a chance to reinvent everything. New methods, new tools, new ideas—they show up with “brilliant” solutions nobody asked for. Half the time it’s inspiring, half the time it’s chaos. But Aquarius couldn’t care less. They’re here to break routines, shake things up, and remind everyone that September doesn’t have to look like last year.

Pisces

Pisces drifts into September like they’ve wandered into the wrong movie. They nod along in meetings while daydreaming about the ocean waves. Their “trick”? Pretending they’ve understood everything, when really, they’re still replaying summer memories in their head. They’re forgetful, distracted, but impossibly endearing. With Pisces around, even the dullest office day feels a little softer, a little dreamier.